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Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73294) - you deserved it (3380)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:10am - work - by oh_mylanta (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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