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Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML
Sounds like a mess, a bloody shitty mess...
His anus is bleeding! I said his anus is bleeding!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014