Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML
I agree, your life sucks (15082) - you deserved it (28020)
On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
DMStarsky's life also sucksToday, I ate a bowl of my girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the…
She's an oompa loompa
#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 7:09pm by DrDilllonReese
See in context
+378 | 12
how do you screw that up?
#2 - On 10/21/2011 at 7:09pm by skata
+310 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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