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Today, still suffering from an eye infection, I received a customer complaint. Having red eyes, asking how a patron's day went, and thanking them as they left my register obviously means that I must be stoned out of my mind. Apparently I've moved to a city where you must be on drugs if you're nice. FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 8:10am - work - by Customer Stonage Representative - Canada (Ontario)

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i thought canadians were supposed to be nice.

#7 - On 10/21/2011 at 12:41pm by flockz

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That sucks, sorry OP

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 12:33pm by CoolStoryScrote

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