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Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24599) - you deserved it (4339) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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"Trust me, you don't need any help in that department!"

#5 - On 10/16/2011 at 8:00pm by iggz

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Verbal bitch slap!!!

#2 - On 10/16/2011 at 7:58pm by DFlit1

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