Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (5914) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - work - by Mayabie - France
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that…
backtosquareone also deserved itToday, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an…
"Trust me, you don't need any help in that department!"
#5 - On 10/16/2011 at 8:00pm by iggz
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Verbal bitch slap!!!
#2 - On 10/16/2011 at 7:58pm by DFlit1
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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