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Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

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Best. Job. Ever.

#3 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:37am by leftwardfoil

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"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane"

"this bitch owes me money, shut up"

#7 - On 10/02/2011 at 6:53am by THE_A_TEEN

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