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Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18060) - you deserved it (3113)

On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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where?and how hard ;)

#4 - On 09/24/2011 at 2:04pm by crisspz

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Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with... LESS PASTY SKIN!

#5 - On 09/24/2011 at 2:04pm by Wheredidgrungego

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