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Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML

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On 09/23/2011 at 10:48am - work - by sick of life - United States (New York)

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How mature and boss-like

#2 - On 09/23/2011 at 11:52am by mickmac

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Too bad in most states it's borderline illegal to fire someone that way. Look at your company handbook. If it's a small owned business ur fucked tho.

#3 - On 09/23/2011 at 11:53am by tdub1977

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