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Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22349) - you deserved it (4801)

On 09/02/2011 at 6:53pm - work - by whattalife (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Undertaker, huh? Are you sure it wasn't "Professional Wrestler?"

#1 - On 09/03/2011 at 1:12am by Bloothebawss

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so based on your personality you get funeral director? you sound amazing!

#3 - On 09/03/2011 at 1:14am by lolololer

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