Today, at work, my boss stared at me from behind while I made hand gestures and noises at a toaster. I was pretending to be Magneto. FML
by dragos_dgt / 09/02/2011 at 3:48am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Work
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Expect a raise...from his genitals.
#1 - On 09/02/2011 at 9:57am by marinus
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Don't worry, I tried to be wolverine once at a pool party. Apparently girls in bikinis don't find it attractive.
#9 - On 09/02/2011 at 10:03am by AnthonyN
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