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Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML


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On 08/31/2011 at 2:45pm - work - by chicoallen - United States

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I hope OP's boss did not chalk him up for taking such a long time

#3 - On 08/31/2011 at 6:01pm by Sub_Zero_is_God

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Window chalk is so hard to get off! I feel your pain :/

#10 - On 08/31/2011 at 6:05pm by WCARlover

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