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Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (27574)

On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)

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movie things never happen in real life

#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 5:44am by Captain0bv10us

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Hips don't lie.

#12 - On 08/30/2011 at 5:52am by zniltiaC

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