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Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7934) - you deserved it (23943)

On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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Damn how hungover were you?

#3 - On 08/18/2011 at 9:45am by TrollFeeder

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+43 | 10

I'm so high write now, I don tink I can tipe. Wate, am I talkin owtlowd agen?

#13 - On 08/18/2011 at 10:06am by aj91498

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+25 | 23

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