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Today, I was at work with my dad. He told me the only reason he's letting me work with him over the summer is because I'm a friendless loser, and he didn't want me staying home getting fatter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27594) - you deserved it (6857)

On 08/09/2011 at 3:32am - work - by recordyear - United States (California)

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As long as you're getting paid, you can buy yourself a dog. He'll be your friend.

#7 - On 08/09/2011 at 10:05am by unluckiestperson

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Ouch that really sucks to be you. then again, what would you be doing if he didn't get you that job?

#2 - On 08/09/2011 at 10:02am by mike3775

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