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Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16964) - you deserved it (4008)

On 08/08/2011 at 1:30am - work - by Dispute (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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They didn't figure that out themselves for at least an hour? They better pay you good money

#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 6:06am by Jacobt24

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TV WHY YOU NO TURN ON? *smashes buttons on remote*

WHY YOU NOT WORK? *pushes TV button*

WHAT THE FUCK *ragesthrowsremotecontrolthoughwindow*

*calls support people* WHY YOU NO FIX TV? WHY TV STILL BROKED? I WANT THIS FIXED NAAAAAAAAOOOOO! YOUR TECHNICIAN FAIL AT LIFE! HE MORON!

*op drives to house plugs in cord*

:|

#13 - On 08/08/2011 at 6:41am by sxe_beast

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