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Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (1952)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

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If she recognized the smell of your shit you've got a whole different problem on your hands.

#6 - On 07/11/2011 at 5:19pm by every1luvsboners

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My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

#4 - On 07/11/2011 at 5:17pm by MrXerxes5

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