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Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18290) - you deserved it (5660)

On 07/11/2011 at 6:53am - work - by leahneedssleep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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That's a little fucking adorable.

#2 - On 07/11/2011 at 1:11pm by ambowew

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Snuggle with the kitty. Maybe he/she just wants attention. Or hungry.

#4 - On 07/11/2011 at 1:12pm by A7X_LoVeee

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+23 | 10

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