Animals: Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered...

By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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Telepathy?

By So tired - 24/05/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML

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By Chat - 04/03/2018 19:00

Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML

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Obey, human

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 18:52 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

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Trust

By CoA - 06/09/2016 11:40 - United States - Dekalb

Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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ambowew 7

Monday 11 July 2011 19:11

That's a little ******* adorable.

Astroman129 7

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

Put music on & wear headphones. There you go.

Comments

Pazu_fml 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 1:13

To people saying "just do X and it'll settle down"... it won't. Many cats can't handle radical changes in environment. Even getting lots of attention and treats and even having familiar people around, they can cry for days on end. Your situation sucks, OP, but you should've known what you were getting into when you agreed to it.

blacksswan 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:44

The cat is stressed. When you bring home a cat you do not set him or her free in the entire house. You keep them in a clean room with their litter box, toys, food and water for the first few days and than you introduce them to the entire house. You wanted to kiss ass. So suck it up.

Shayton 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 4:04

give it some vodka to drink. maybe that'll calm it down.

anothersuicide 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:26

meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

life2007 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 7:43

catnip... either calms them down or they act like they are on speed it'll atleast be funny then if it doesn't calm down

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:00

use an air-cat missle.

d33emar 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 8:37

kill it lol

linnie_wesker 20

Tuesday 12 July 2011 9:21

Not sleeping for ONE night is not that big of a deal. I've had insomnia for the last eight years and I rarely get more than a few hours of sleep a night and I'm still alive. Seriously, get the **** over it.