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Today, 5 hours into my shift in a cafe I realized there were two stickers on my back that read: "Don't touch my no-no square" and "I wear diapers." I make food with my back to customers all day and I walk through the seating area delivering food. No one said anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39689) - you deserved it (2479)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:11am - work - by kekumbas (man) - United States (Illinois)

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I'm sorry to hear that your genitals are shaped like a square.

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:11am by PTERONOPHOBIA

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#1 - grab a "post it" and a marker and make one. quite difficult.

#3 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:11am by Horde

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