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Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36221) - you deserved it (2441)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

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