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Today, whilst at my job as a lifeguard, a small child decided he couldn't hold it any longer and released his bowels in the pool. It was my job to clean up his dump, including the floating pieces of sweetcorn. FML

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On 06/02/2011 at 9:44pm - work - by corn - United Kingdom (Hertford)

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you got yourself a pretty shitty job there

#2 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:17am by RugbyKid

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how did you know it was "sweet" corn. lol

#15 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:31am by bigred7070

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