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Man or woman?

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10297) - you deserved it (44009)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm - work - by milkymoo (woman) - Cyprus

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tell her it is because she looked beautiful.

#2 - On 05/30/2011 at 2:54am by alexy0806

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good impression

#1 - On 05/30/2011 at 2:51am by mercuryburst

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