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Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33453) - you deserved it (2760)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

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The guy really needs to concentrate on more important things than juice.

#4 - On 05/27/2011 at 6:04am by redbluegreen

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haha wow what a idiot

#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 6:00am by shadow33456

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