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Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40014) - you deserved it (2166)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

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Run over his foot in your wheelchair "accidentally".

#4 - On 05/20/2011 at 5:06pm by HannahForbesxo

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you should record him saying that. big money for discrimination

#12 - On 05/20/2011 at 5:09pm by ImNoSuperman13

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