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Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9778) - you deserved it (72254)

On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

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More like imagine how she feels.

Just saying.

#4 - On 05/19/2011 at 1:01pm by Vanguard507

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I hope she fucks your shit up you loser.

#6 - On 05/19/2011 at 1:01pm by Optimus_Primerib

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