Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML
Today, in order to have a nice relaxing bubble bath, I lit candles, played soothing music, and poured myself a glass of wine. Just as I was about to get in, I slipped on a patch of wet floor, dumped the wine on myself, and fell backward into the tub… that didn't have any water in it. Now I’m soaked in wine and bruised. FML
Today, it was my first day at a new job as a waitress for a wedding function centre. As I was opening the door to collect dirty plates from the guests, I bumped into a colleague carrying a tray full of full champagne glasses, all of which fell and smashed on the floor. FML
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML
Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML
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Top comments
lekiat 0
looks like this job isn't meant for you
ImThePope 2
Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D
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Comments (113)
ImThePope 2
Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D
smiley1014 23
Maybe a different job is right for you...
ImThePope 2
Oh oh oh, you mean like a clown? :D
liquidfireKAN 0
this isnt really a FML, I mean, everyone makes mistakes. sure, you may have pissed off the customers but seriously, who cares? you'll never see them again, right?
littlemissFYL 5
"History repeats itself."
InsidiousChild 0
learn from the past or it will come back and kick your ass
dre_bro11 12
Man, there should be an Official FML 'Newbies' Introduction Book! 29, the point of FML is just to get something shitty that's happened to you off your mind; a way to give others and maybe even yourself a laugh. The Mods obviously found it FML worthy.
dolphincheddar 10
I recommend finding a job that doesn't involve work that can be affected by your clumsiness
sterlingarcher 1
maybe you should get a job that doesn't involve carrying drinks or things that spill..
whitesox365 0
^^ that show is awesome
esu 5
third times a charm
phreshboi 1
guys she does deserve it because you pour wine into the glass after you get to the table never before
TH3_B345T 0
deja vu?
iLazy 0
I keep hearing that term. Am I experiencing it now?
Katie_the_Great 6
No
Tuesdays76 0
deja vu?
tino9824 0
deja vu?
DocBastard 38
Déjà moo - the feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
nuggin0917 1
detention
chlorinegreen 27
Watch your step!! **CRASH**
ImaWiseGuy 5
I've heard of this, its a common symptom of having to left feet....
ImaWiseGuy 5
two*^
yaer 4
Monsieur drinks red wine at work! Maybe Monsieur needs to slow down on the alcohol!
yaer 4
Oops! I didn't understood "waiting on table"! my bad I thought he was drinking red wine at work!
leeshxx 3
parlez vois francais?
yaer 4
Oui. Et meme plutot bien! :D
VieDeMerdeorFuck 0
vous*
lekiat 0
looks like this job isn't meant for you
livamour 17
Maybe he had an inner ear infection..
sunshine_today23 0
that sucks. I hope your work uniform isn't all white!
muchagente 5
not anymore, in any case
cherrybitches 6
^ lol
FMLollie 7
Perhaps a new career path?
Darcon 8
lool fyl!
FFML_314 11
Lay off the Tequila, my friend.
Soloman212 28
Or the red wine he was conveniently already carrying.
MRobvious750 0
Were checking out someone? That would an understandable circumstance.