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Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML


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On 04/28/2011 at 12:04am - work - by tryandtryagain (man) - United Kingdom

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looks like this job isn't meant for you

#7 - On 04/28/2011 at 5:53am by lekiat

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Everybody has those days, just...... maybe not as bad as that. Hopefully you gave your co-employees a good laugh? ;D

#1 - On 04/28/2011 at 5:49am by ImThePope

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