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Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46372) - you deserved it (8299)

On 05/03/2009 at 2:17am - work - by caphis (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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