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Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML


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On 04/12/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by Kevin -

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lmfao, sounds like something out of a movie. but seriously, you could of just explained the situation to your boss...unless your boss is a complete dick. in that case, fyl op.

#8 - On 04/13/2011 at 2:35am by dezinspaaace

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Don't u just hate when crap lines up like that? :/

#4 - On 04/13/2011 at 2:29am by CDABXXX

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