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Today, I woke up with a fever and a migraine. I work at an audiology clinic and my day consists of being shouted at down the phone by practically deaf people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28662) - you deserved it (3016)

On 04/11/2011 at 2:23am - work - by owmyhead (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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You could, oh I don't know, call in sick. Just a thought.

#3 - On 04/11/2011 at 5:56am by 0671241409

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Ouch, woulnd't want to be in your place!

#1 - On 04/11/2011 at 5:56am by ASIS911

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