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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (140395) - you deserved it (32102)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

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HAHAHA!!

#1 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:12pm by Fredzter

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I'm sorry but if you know you are going to an interview, grabbing a brownie out of the fridge with stoner roommates is not a great idea.

#9 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:15pm by dcubed121

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