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Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34542) - you deserved it (2731)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm - work - by anonymous - United States

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If your boss is such a pussy, she shouldn't be in a position where she has to be assertive.

#9 - On 03/21/2011 at 7:35pm by Showmehowtolive

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Your boss is a bitch.

#3 - On 03/21/2011 at 7:33pm by Justine94_x

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