You want conflict? I'll give you conflict!

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14

That's lame. She shouldn't be a boss if she doesn't have the balls to fire someone.

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mendozaale 0

yupp even the answer to pi = 3.1416727481649make26me2a1sandwich26375825384684639264873738109473 :)

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tulsafml 0

my mom makes me sandwiches, but considering the fact that I'm a dog, I can't make them on my own...

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smooshy_fml 0

what kind of sandwiches does she make you :3?

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Civilianswilldie 0

******* LOL!!!!!!! Loved the bitch part at the end. you sir, are a winner

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Adorlee 11

Tulsafml can also be a bitch too, considering we don't know whether Tulsafml is a male or female dog

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Wandering_Ninja 8

We do know that whatever it is, their privates won't be as hairy as chewbacca's...

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JetLifeNextLife 0

55 made me create an account

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tulsafmlya 0

I'm a male dog. But that makes me a son of a bitch.

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persianjr1 7

lol. this is an almost win.

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KiddNYC1O 20

At least they're not a trick! =P

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Jvr91 8

atleast he doesnt have an asshole boss anymore

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

at least their not a Kidd. what's wrong with kids? you.

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C6Racer 0

Haha, good to have you back 74.

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dirtyblond 4

a waffle perhaps!(>'-')>#

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ugliness 6

hey trick, thanks for pointing out the obvious kthxbai

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squeaker07 15

That really sucks. Well I guess you now have some more free time :)

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insanesna1l 0

free time to investigate why the computer was saying you "weren't scheduled"

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im2cool2fml 0

get back at her you don't have anything to lose

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dirtyblond 4

nice pic, nice pic!

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Tuesdays76 0

over the next couple weeks, leave several anonymous complaints about the managers customer service.

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krysxkatastrophe 14

That's lame. She shouldn't be a boss if she doesn't have the balls to fire someone.

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jess6blondie9 2

They fired you, but didn't have the balls to tell you about it? Wow.

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Katie_the_Great 6

avoiding conflict, more like creating conflict

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persianjr1 7

true. either grow a pair or leave.

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lionheart822 13

nah the boss avoided conflict, but gave birth to a seemingly common FML. =/

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j_cat187 19

she lcked ballz lacked brasocraarvkpcehmgerg

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platypus546 24

avoid conflict, create lawsuit.... sure that works!

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