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Today, while serving drinks at work to a group of people getting tipsy on wine, I joked about it being obvious who the designated driver was to the only gentleman who'd been religiously sticking to coke all night. He coldly informed me that he was a recovering alcoholic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26551) - you deserved it (13975)

On 03/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by AwkwardWaitress (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Oh well, you didn't know.

#6 - On 03/21/2011 at 3:44am by malisa916

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OP, that's not so bad he didn't need to tell you that if he wasn't comfortable sharing that info with you. He could have just agreed with you if it was something he was sensitive about

#16 - On 03/21/2011 at 4:18am by iheartLA

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