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Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29460) - you deserved it (2290)

On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Just explain to your boss that your mom is in a weak mental state.

#9 - On 03/17/2011 at 2:01pm by sweet_candy_

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I'd tell them your mom has no say in the matter, if they don't offer you your job back then tell them it's illegal to fire you based on something your relative says

if that fails, file a complaint with the dol

#8 - On 03/17/2011 at 1:59pm by valalvax

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