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Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8174) - you deserved it (29693)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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You're in a place of work, not the local bar it is ALWAYS inappropriate to comment on anything even the slightest bit personal. you totally deserved it for not knowing how to behave at a job.

#2 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:58am by braunwynn

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There is no way you didn't deserve it.

#1 - On 03/04/2011 at 5:57am by Quasar55

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