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Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31598) - you deserved it (18213)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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why do your students text you?

#1 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:07am by ihatedumbasses

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well if that's on of your frequent used words YDI

#2 - On 03/03/2011 at 10:07am by Mongoose19

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