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Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -

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And you post this on FML? 90% of the comments will probably be like "WTF is copacetic?? U totalie deserve it 4 using a fake word!!!"

FYL though, your assistent manager is an idiot.

#14 - On 02/28/2011 at 1:14pm by Doortje

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Ha ha ha! Sounds like his vocabulary isn't as sophisticated as yours!

#2 - On 02/28/2011 at 12:55pm by happyhak

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