Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML

#15147036
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26476) - you deserved it (2155)

On 02/28/2011 at 12:43am - work - by jack -

Top comments

Sounds like you kneed a shoulder to cry on.

#21 - On 02/28/2011 at 7:45am by DocBastard

See in context

Well, I believe you deserve this for being so selfish as to not understand the complexities of the being before you. Can you not see that Grandma Nunu is more important than your damn shoulder?! Selfish son of a bitch! Have a good day though.

#5 - On 02/28/2011 at 6:19am by AnagenisisZagus

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Idan Schneider's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Idan Schneider's illustrated FML
  • Oi! Stop "playing" that digeridoo and get out! There, now that I've tidied up my apartment, we can begin. How are you all doing? Have you got your leather jacket out of storage to go hang out down at…

Thursday 22 January 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: