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Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8855) - you deserved it (39128)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

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You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yea... I bet you do.. you dirty bugger.

Anyway, friend or not thats no way to answer a phone at work. Regardless of who is on the other end of the line you could still have someone listening in on the call without you knowing.

#4 - On 02/18/2011 at 9:58am by Jimboom

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you totally deserved it

#1 - On 02/18/2011 at 9:51am by xJASMINEx

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