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Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

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That's odd... what the hell did you say in those two sentences??

#2 - On 02/13/2011 at 6:55am by xxmollyxx

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as a very successful business owner let me explain a few things about the hiring process: 1. we get numerous applicants each month looking for work.  to make yourself stand out your resume better be perfect, even if you don't have a lot of experience.  then I can see you have attention to detail & you care about getting the position.  2. prepare , prepare , prepare for the interview.  look up the top 50 questions on google & then have clear & concise answers.  3. dress well.  have a firm hand shake.  look the employer in the eye.  4. know about the position or company .  do research.  show some initiative.   lastly, once you get the job, show enthusiasm & a desire to learn.  otherwise, I'm going to get rid of you cuz your wasting my time.

#23 - On 02/13/2011 at 7:55am by erongetti

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