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Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45719) - you deserved it (9247)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I've heard of people who can burp out words, but farting your own name is another story all together...

#7 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:25pm by poolshark

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how do you know he didnt see you through the tiny cracks between the doors when you walked by? or maybe looked at your shoes...? you took the 4th stall; he could see it all!

#2 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:16pm by YallNoobs

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