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Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - work - by Username -

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Oh, you are totally right, scratching a swastika in ice IS pretty hilarious.
You senseless asshole, be glad he didn't fire you. I would have done that. For sure.

#5 - On 02/04/2011 at 10:14am by fluffingclouds

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Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny.

Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.

#11 - On 02/04/2011 at 10:22am by DocBastard

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