Work: Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought...

By Username - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a swastika in the ice on his roof. I didn't realize until it thawed off that it scratched it into the paint. He didn't find much humor in it and is making me pay for the damage. FML

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By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By time to lawyer up - 20/02/2014 21:20 - United States - Forney

Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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No joking allowed

By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 4 February 2011 16:22

Haha! Yeah, the symbol of the most vilified group of humans to ever live is freaking hysterical! I would've laughed my white-pride ass off!! LOLOLOLOOLOL no but seriously, you are a complete waste of flesh if you think for millisecond that shit is funny. Your boss should be allowed to give you an Aldo Raine-type reminder of why this isn't funny, you vapid, empty, worthless soul.

ContactSparrows 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:09

way to go dumb nut.

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krushr 3

Friday 4 February 2011 16:25

Oh, you mean the other PETA, right? People for the Excruciating Torture of Assholes?

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:27

You're lucky he didn't beat the shit out of you, dumbass.

sexygirl25 3

Friday 4 February 2011 16:28

What's funny about a swatiska? You moron! Read some history books and learn the seriousness of your joke. This can be considered a hate crime.

Bobissmall 13

Friday 4 February 2011 16:34

Jeez, it's just a symbol, its history goes way past Nazis. It's like drawing a triangle.

bluefairy_fml 24

Friday 4 February 2011 16:35

#21, there's nothing funny about a swastika. But if OP's boss is a pain in the ass and his employees associate him with a nazi, then it might make a little sense. Anyway, #22 is right, OP was extremely dumb to use the ice scraper on the car roof.

Suico 8

Friday 4 February 2011 16:38

If YOU read history books (or even wikipedia), you know it predates the nazi's by 4000 years .... And it means "luck" ...

ulicksam 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:30

You used a scraper on paint! You're an idiot!

cgpatrick 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:44

uh yeah you totally deserved that one...

Picolejuice 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:45

You expect someone to feel bad for you? I would of made you pay for it then fire you.

missy1228 2

Friday 4 February 2011 16:47

u dumass WTF is wrong wit

Tankd4life 0

Friday 4 February 2011 16:48

you nazi a hole

Slimma 20

Friday 4 February 2011 16:53

What in the blue hell is wrong with you? How is that even remotely funny? Firstly you're messing up someone's property, secondly you're using that as humor? Be glad the only thing you had to do was pay for damages. I would have made you pay for damages while looking for another job. You deserve it for being an idiot.