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Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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Hope you don't get frostbite on your way there :)

#1 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:04pm by sweet_candy_

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lol, i had to call in to work once because my car wouldn't start, & my boss offered to come pick me up. talk about awkward.

#2 - On 02/01/2011 at 1:05pm by mikejunior88

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