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Today, I found out that in conclusion to working five nights in a row, I'm scheduled to work the night shift on Valentine's day with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Can't spell sex without ex.

#13 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:50pm by docscientist

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Maybe Cupid will come along and things will work out great. Or you end up having sex for memories' sake. Or it's just going to be awkward. Who knows?! Only one way to find out.

Or, since it's only Valentine's Day in two weeks, you could ask a co-worker to switch shifts? I'd pick a single one if I were you ;)

#5 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:17pm by Doortje

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