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Today, at work, whilst on hold to an important client, I said to my co-workers "F*cking hell, this woman sounds high as a kite". I heard a cough on the other end of the phone. All calls are recorded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4477) - you deserved it (25414)

On 01/27/2011 at 6:20am - work - by GHTD (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

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And you didn't know before that your calls are recorded?

#3 - On 01/27/2011 at 10:03am by x_Cupcakes

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YDI for being unprofessional. Next time just wait until you're off the phone completely, or better yet just keep your mouth shut.

#20 - On 01/27/2011 at 11:00am by mintcar

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