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Today, a patient at the hospital I work at had a tracheal tube and couldn't speak. I'm unable to read lips, but I'm pretty sure he was mouthing the words 'stupid bitch' every time I tried to stop him from pulling out his IV. FML
You're not a stupid bitch for doing your job.
he was asking for his "Swedish fish" which were on the counter..
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013