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Today, a patient at the hospital I work at had a tracheal tube and couldn't speak. I'm unable to read lips, but I'm pretty sure he was mouthing the words 'stupid bitch' every time I tried to stop him from pulling out his IV. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20695) - you deserved it (2282)

On 01/19/2011 at 7:52pm - work - by sirenmario -

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You're not a stupid bitch for doing your job.

#1 - On 01/20/2011 at 3:13am by fadingaway

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Pull out his tracheal tube and then see what he says.

#5 - On 01/20/2011 at 3:20am by Brittneyyyy

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