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Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18480) - you deserved it (6342)

On 01/10/2011 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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so she saw your ass crack and then got sick because of it? she really needs to get a life or some pepto bismal or something...

#12 - On 01/10/2011 at 6:19am by lillypilly35

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aww. pull up your pants it's not the belts fault

#2 - On 01/10/2011 at 6:12am by amysousa

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