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Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6128) - you deserved it (18963)

On 12/14/2010 at 9:18pm - work - by crazygirl - Canada (Ontario)

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