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Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17356) - you deserved it (8256)

On 12/14/2010 at 2:10pm - work - by melly (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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And you're upset because you were the only one caught? You're just as bad as they are. The only difference is that you were dumb enough to get caught. If you're lucky enough to keep your job, then DO YOUR JOB, dumbass.

#2 - On 12/14/2010 at 6:05pm by DocBastard

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oooh. no-no, eh? if you were going to do a no-no, you should of masturbated in your boss' office. that way if you get caught, you'll at least get a happy ending.

#6 - On 12/14/2010 at 6:07pm by DncrHap

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